General Terms & Conditions
When signing up as a client of OyaBurn Limited, you agree to the terms and conditions.
OyaBurn Studio Terms and Conditions
Welcome to OyaBurn Studio, where your muscles pulse, your sweat sparkles, and your soul steams! Before you step into our electromagnetic sanctuary, here are the sacred scrolls of wisdom:
1. Cosmic Punctuality
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Time is like a lightning bolt—zap! Arrive on time for your EMS session; tardiness disrupts the energy flow.
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Latecomers might miss their chance to charge up like human Tesla coils.
1. Frosty Punctuality
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Time is like a snowflake—fleeting! Arrive on time for your sauna or ice-bath session; tardiness chills the vibe.
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Latecomers might miss their chance to thaw their souls in our frosty embrace
2. Friendly Circuit Check-In
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When you enter, give our team a nod, a flex, or a secret handshake (your choice). We’re all about positive currents.
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Payment? It’s like completing an electric circuit—must be done at booking time.
2. Chill Check-In Ritual
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When you enter, give our team a nod, a shiver, or a frosty handshake (your choice). We’re all about icy camaraderie.
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Payment? It’s like balancing an ice cube on a glacier—must be done at booking time
3. Price Voltage Fluctuations
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OYABURN reserves the mystical right to adjust prices and services. No crystal ball required—just kilowatt.
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We won’t charge you in volts, but we’ll keep it shockingly fair.
3. Price Permafrost
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OYABURN reserves the mystical right to adjust prices and services. No crystal ball required—just frosty intuition.
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We won’t charge you in icicles, but we’ll keep it cool as a polar bear’s toenails.
4. Doctor’s Note (Or Not, We’re Not Conductors):
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Our treatments aren’t lightning bolts from Zeus. We’re not Dr. Shock, but we play one in the studio.
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Got health quirks? Let us know. We’ll adjust our current accordingly.
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Our treatments aren’t frost spells from Niflheim.
5. Risk-Takers of the Circuit Board
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Clients, you’re like bioelectrical adventurers. Use our facilities at your own voltage risk—like rewiring your neural pathways.
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OYABURN isn’t liable for short circuits or unexpected quantum leaps.
6. No Booze, No Spells (But Steam Is Cool)
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We won’t serve cocktails, but our sauna is infused with stardust. Alcohol and electrons don’t mix well.
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If you accidentally transmute lead into gold, we’ll politely decline your aura cleanse. No refunds, though!
7. Currency of Wellness (In Joules)
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Our prices, products, and offers include GST. It’s like good karma—it radiates back to you.
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Pay in New Zealand Dollars (NZD) or photon packets—whichever aligns your chakras.
8. Membership Circuitry
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Passes and memberships are non-transferable. Sorry, no quantum entanglement swaps.
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For direct debit suspensions, give us 7 days’ notice. We’re not mind-readers, but we’re close.
9. Cosmic Correspondence (In Binary)
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To suspend memberships, send us a digital signal at kerikeri@oyaburn.com. Use your best fiber-optic cable.
10. Soul Oath (Voltage-Tested)
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By stepping into our studio, you pledge that your circuits are authentic, your intentions pure, and your workout gear conductive.
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Confirm your cosmic truths: “I solemnly swear that my answers are true and correct to the best of my knowledge.”